You Gotta Love the Blotter

One of the things I enjoy every morning is reading the blotter in the local newspaper. This one made me laugh out loud.

5:38 p.m. Police were called to a report of a suspicious incident in the 2900 block of West Acres Drive where a woman reported that she found feces in her toilet that she did not think she put there. There was no damage to the house and no other reason to believe someone had been inside the house.

Remember to flush, people.