Me: I was wondering if I could get my ring cleaned.
Jeweler: Sure, let me take a look. (Inspecting my ring under one of those little eye things) Oh my goodness, I think I see lettuce!
Me: No, that's avocado. I was saving it for later.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Keeping It Real
Yesterday, I realized I hadn't had my wedding ring cleaned since our wedding day, and it was honestly looking crazy dirty. So, after Jazzercise, I stopped at the only jewelry store in town-- wearing my gym gear covered in dog hair and sporting sweat-filled hair. I'm sure the hoity-toity jeweler was a bit taken aback by my appearance. But, to me, the next few sentences were priceless.
Me: I was wondering if I could get my ring cleaned.
Jeweler: Sure, let me take a look. (Inspecting my ring under one of those little eye things) Oh my goodness, I think I see lettuce!
Me: No, that's avocado. I was saving it for later.
Me: I was wondering if I could get my ring cleaned.
Jeweler: Sure, let me take a look. (Inspecting my ring under one of those little eye things) Oh my goodness, I think I see lettuce!
Me: No, that's avocado. I was saving it for later.
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hahaha! i love that.
I took mine in one time and got a lecture about taking it off when I'm cooking and stuff.
I love it!!!
l.o.l. -- you are *hilarious*! Sidenote: How terrible am I that I use a little toothbrush and a smidge of window cleaner? Mmm, ammonia products.
Hahaha! Hysterical. At least you're getting it cleaned. I probably ought to do the same with my engagement ring...hmmm.... XO
Haha that is hilarious!
LOL! Well alvacado is so expensive these days we wouldn't want any of it going to waste!
Ha ha ha, I did the same thing with my friends the other day they saw a diamond ring I wear often and they were both like OH MY GOSH you need to get that cleaned! :)
I don't think I've cleaned it since I got it... when I graduated high school! FAIL!
hilarious! I think I over clean my ring, but oh well.
Ha ha ha, I did the same thing with my friends the other day they saw a diamond ring I wear often and they were both like OH MY GOSH you need to get that cleaned! :)
I don't think I've cleaned it since I got it... when I graduated high school! FAIL!
Haha that is hilarious!
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